I’m working along, doing what I do, minding my business, and then I see this:
Best. Endorsement. Ever.
Also, before you get offended, the slang definition of “douche” is less offense-making than the non-slang, so consider: “The term refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.”
Thanks, Dwight, for the recognition.